Someone stole Bacon for PILP's 32nd Annual Auction. Read about the suspects, then decide who you think stole Bacon. Donate to the most likely perpetrator and watch this page to see if you deduced the clues correctly. All donations can be made to: Venmo @Bradlee-Valandra use the name of the suspect in the memo. You can also donate cash at the PILP office on campus. Help get Bacon back and catch the thief!
Check out current totals donated for each suspect at the bottom of the page.
Suspect #1 Professor Tung Yin
Professor Tung Yin
Professor Yin is suspected of aiding and abetting Snickers and Esper, the voraciously hungry duo known to use their adorable demeanor to distract from their criminal intent.
Suspect #3 Professor Jim Oleske
Professor Jim Oleske
Professor Oleske is suspected of appropriating Bacon to serve as the mascot of his new vegan restaurant, which serves "Vork Roll, T'Egg, and Cheeze", a plant based alternative to New Jersey's traditional breakfast sandwich, Pork Roll, Egg, and Cheese.
Suspect #5 Professor Janet Steverson
Professor Janet Steverson
Professor Steverson is suspected of removing Bacon off campus due to her conviction that the use of a lucky charm is an inherent breach of contract during finals season.
Suspect #7 Dean Libby Davis
Dean Libby Davis
Dean Davis is suspected of swiping Bacon so that she could research Bacon's fate-changing powers to help her deal with the many problems that face the student body.
Suspect #2 Dean Jennifer Johnson
Dean Jennifer Johnson
Dean Johnson is suspected of covering up the actions of the beloved but vicious Bruno, who remains determined to be the only cute animal allowed on campus.
Suspect #4 Assistant Registrar Brooke Mill
Assistant Registrar Brooke Mill
Registrar Mill is suspected of stealing Bacon in the process of eliminating all competition, so she is the only positive energy on campus during finals.
Suspect #6 Professor Sandy Patrick
Professor Sandy Patrick
When Bacon declined to judge 1L Oral Arguments, on the grounds that if would be too difficult to choose the best advocates amongst all the talented students, Professor Patrick pig-napped the porcine wonder in an attempt to change Bacon's mind.
Suspect # 8 Facilities Expert Reggie Raiford
Facilities Expert Reggie Raiford
Reggie could no longer handle the never-ending task of keeping Bacon clean from law student's hands as as they rubbed Bacon for good luck. It became too much to bear, so he stole Bacon and put the bronze pig behind two fee of plate glass where Bacon would never be dirtied again.
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